/a/ - アニメ・漫画＠緑のキュウリ

>>30278961

>>30278961

Repost from a great thread yesterday.

Long ago in a distant land
I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness
unleashes an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword
stepped forth to oppose me
Before the final blow was struck
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future
where my evil is law
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.

Might as well repost my favorite.

"I'm in despair. Boo hoo."

>>30279121

That works pretty well actually

>>30279121
OH WOW.

>>30278961
You MOTHERFUCKER.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1nbbRWirwI

BAKA INU!

>>30279121
Fucking hell, I can hear this.

>>30279121
THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY.

>>30279121
OMFG BEST ONE LOLOLOL

>>30279121
Needs more cowbell.

>>30279121

Might as well...

"So you won't pilot the Eva eh Shinji? Your mother would be so disappointed...Smithers! You'll have to do it instead. My own son is far too incompetent."

>>30279264
lol

Now listen to me Kubo.Writing a manga is only one half skill, the other half is something else, something bigger...

YOU GOT TO HAVE HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30279171
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fUgfusZsqc&feature=related

>>30279264
Could also work for for Bern.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ArNBt7rJk4

>>30279264
Sir Tang End is now probable.

Excellent.

I don't think my other one was that good, but here we go.

"Hello friend, my name is Claire Stanfield. The voices you hear are inside my head. I am a mere train conductor on a train, as we drive through this rain. I expect those to behave and if they don't...then I start to feel naaauuuggghhhtttyyy"

someone has to post the hades(james woods) as ryuk quote

Hey Mickey, so, like, when are you gonna bone Minnie? Me? I'd totally do her. I wonder if she squeeks during the big O, you know what I mean?

>>30279365
THE META-WORLD WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT THE DELICIOUS COMPANION BURGER WILL NEVER THREATEN TO STAB YOU AND, IN FACT, CANNOT SPEAK HER NAME. IF THE DELICIOUS COMPANION BURGER ATTEMPTS TO STATE HER NAME, AND WE WOULD LIKE TO REITERATE THAT SHE CANNOT, THE META-WORLD URGES YOU TO DISREGARD ITS ADVICE.

>>30279365
That was great. I was trying to think of a Burnketsel one last night

Why can't you accept the limitations of the Spiral race?

Yeah, prepare to kiss ass humans!

>>30279342
>>30279171
Man...maybe I should pick up Umineko...

Every day is a repost day.
Not that I don't like it.

>>30279504
Yeah well...My drills can pierce the heavens! Betcha can't do that, ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWMxTFM5cvQ&feature=related

lol

The Akatsuki? What do you mean they want to kill me?

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

Don't believe in yourself! Believe in The Flea that believes in you!

>>30279656

I can see it :O

Bern: I now bestow on you the title of Endless Sorceror.

Battler: Listen, bitch. I don't care about titles or magic. All I want is to know the truth.

I don't know Brain. What do you want to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night Pinky.

To bring about Human Instrumentailty!

>>30279645
"Why should I save a world in which I longer have a place" - Dr. Manhattan.

"Do it for me, Jon." -Silk Spectre

>>30279645
"Why should I save a world in which I longer have a place in?" - Dr. Manhattan.

"Do it for me, Jon." -Silk Spectre

HA HA!

>>30279745
The Gendo and the Old Guy

Like, O my god. This thread is like, so FIERCE!

"This myth is...a secret~"

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

>>30279912
awesome

unyaa?

>>30279941
moar liek "I got balls of steel"

Oh desire...

>>30279799
why you do this?

>>30279941
This one makes no sense.

Bender, is a robot. Mechazaawaaaaaaaa isn't.

Okay so Kira, or Light or whatever, let's not worry about the little details now, what you got there is a Death Note. Basically, someone pisses you off, you write their name and BADDA BING BADAA BOOM, they're out of your hair forever. There is a bit of a catch however. Anyone who writes a name in there can't go up to the pearly gates but at the same time don't spend the rest of their eternal afterlife palling around with me. It's like winning a dollar from a $1 lotto ticket.

>>30280122
forgot pic

I am Chinese!

I am Electirc!

I...AM...BATMAN!

>This thread

OH CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I2yH3XM3CU&NR=1

>>30280122
>>30280169
They need James woods to voice Ryuk is the remake ever falls through

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"Brewing this tea has reminded me of a particularly clever puzzle, Battler. Pukuku."

>>30280065

OH DESHIRE...

>>30279365
>>30279264
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc7yjU1XEQs