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>> No.11978672

Americans and your weird worries



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11978637 No.11978637 [返信] [実物]

which young actress has the best legs?

Elle fanning is my vote.

>> No.11978648

Elle fanning probably. Who did you vote for?



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11978625 No.11978625 [返信] [実物]

you guys ever watch big time rush?

>> No.11978635

ok well at first i thought htey were just a band but i guess they have a show now! weird

>> No.11978638

I'd watch them have gay sex.

>> No.11978660

The only way this show could be good is if they all fucked each other in a sweaty twink sex train

>> No.11978665

Funniest non-Dan-Schneider show on Nick. Might be even funnier than most Dan Schneider productions too. (Not Keenan & Kel, that show is untouchable tier)



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Hello, /tv/, you are formally invited to our Wes Anderson Night. Tonight we will be watching The Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket, and Rushmore, in that order.
The Royal Tenenbaums will begin in 10 mins. So grabs some popcorn, and get in here, And watch out for skeletons.

>livestream dot com /worm

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>> No.11978642

Wake me up when Rushmore is on

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Only reason to watch The Royal Tenenbaums.

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Dat ass thread - /tv/ edition

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>> No.11978630

>olivia

I hope it's olivia wilde!

>> No.11978634

>>11978630
oh boy it is!

>> No.11978644

>>11978624
dat camel toe

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dat panty outline

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Midgets have nice round asses because they're so stubby-limbed.



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Okay, we all know a lot of movies that people have watched just because it's about weed or whatever other drug. But, sometimes, they're really good and don't follow that Scarface / Blow type formula, or at least not that closely. Sometimes there's a really good episode of a show that deals with weed or something without just being parents having a heart-to-heart with their kids after accepting that they did it too.

My faves are Drugstore Cowboy and the Louie episode "Dogpound" (mostly the morning after where he's slow to understand speech), Trainspotting, and The Salton Sea (which has an entertaining detective thing going on). Candy wasn't a favorite, but I think it was enjoyable and definitely more engaging than I expected.

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>> No.11978602

generally speaking, anything that tackles drugs as an "issue" is fucking awful.

>> No.11978641

wish you could od on weed so all you drugged up faggots would just die already

>> No.11978653

Dollhouse 1x07 "Echoes" is a really great drug related episode! The whole episode is about drugs, and what they do to our body, and it's a really hilarious and creepy episode and I recommend it strongly. I really think that you would enjoy it, especially if you watch it stoned because the episode is so funny and weird. Here's a quote from the start of it:

>Topher: Could be phases, could be... a little thing I like to call body chemistry. We're all our own little cesspools of hormones, enzymes, chemical reactions. It's the same as any drug-heroin, cocaine, caffeine, how your body reacts depends on a multitude of indefinable factors.

>[Topher conversationally points to Adelle]

>Topher: You snort horse once-don't like it; you go back to your organic tea, have a nice life. I do it once-Whoo! (chuckles) I'm doing two bags a day for 20 years.

>[He points to Clive]

>Topher: One toot for you, adios, amigo. That's what's so exciting about drugs!

>[He stammers for a bit in excitement before he gets a look from Adelle]

>Topher: Not that I'd know. We do biweekly drug tests. Just pure scientific observations.

>> No.11978663

gb2 420chan faggot

>> No.11978667

>>11978641
Why? It smells better than Chloe's feet?

You faggots love that proud blacklister John Wayne, and that dude was addicted as hell.



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Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CROq3yeqdRo

Discuss.

>> No.11978597

I have an erection when I think about this.
Most of /tv/ as well.

>> No.11978629

As entertaining as these recent grindhouse revival movies are, I sort of wish that they weren't so tongue-in-cheek. A lot of what made old grindhouse movies so fun was that they had a ridiculous premise and just ran with it without really being self-aware. Although I guess that's almost impossible in this day and age.

>> No.11978633

never got into b-movies, though i do see the appeal. my uncle loves them, but he's also a 55 year old virgin.



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I fucking love the Nightmare on Elm Street series. Even the really bad ones. Hell, particularly the really bad ones.

Oddly enough, I haven't watched the recent remake yet.

>> No.11978562

I meant movies, derp.

>> No.11978571

I only want to see the remake for Jackie Earle Haley. Oddly enough, there's still no DVD rip or screener online.

>> No.11978607

Sometimes I like to spend, like, 24 hours without any sleep and then watch the first movie. When you're really, really tired it's kind of scary. And then I have to go to sleep, but I don't want to. It's awful.

It's awesome.

>> No.11978661

i have a picture of freddy on my bedside table

>> No.11978670

Freddy's Revenge's gotta be the gayest movie I've ever seen, including that time when I watched a gay porno.



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ITT: Your favorite /tv/-related fanart. Any film, any show.

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>that picture



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11978492 No.11978492 [返信] [実物]

Why did WakingJuno got b&?

>> No.11978501

For being a non conformist

>> No.11978518

w w w . conseguirplata . t k

>> No.11978523

Why didn't Kaiji get banned too?

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>> No.11978533

Haha!! Is it just a dayban?



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I'd fuck the shit out of Snooki

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>> No.11978512

Really OP?

'Cause I'd shit the fuck out of her, myself.

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>>11978488
That's gross. Try this.

>> No.11978540

>>11978496
JWoww>Angelina>Sammi>Snookie

>> No.11978543

Fucking poo out of someone, now that's a situation

>> No.11978546

i would too op and i feel great shame because of it...



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>> No.11978508

>>11978503

Rat Race

>> No.11978514

Rat Race is the movie that made me hate Smash Mouth.

>> No.11978522

lol'd, OP.

>> No.11978527

Fucking hilarious movie.

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bump



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>> No.11978445

unfunny kike shit

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>> No.11978502

>>11978485
This needs more Cyclops beam.



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Streaming Bob Ross again. Errday at 8:00 EST. WORD LIFE.

http://plus4chan.org/tv/fullstream.php?channel=digitaltesting

>> No.11978564

bump

>> No.11978621

bumps



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11978383 No.11978383 [返信] [実物]

>my face when /tv/ doesn't watch The Gates



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this guy is the worst part of spongebob

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>> No.11978544

>>11978520
He watches iCarly too, he's definitely underageb&

>> No.11978554

Hey OP are you a small boy? :3

>> No.11978575

>>11978554
no i'm p. large like 5'11 also i'm a man

>> No.11978581

Sup, WakingJuno

>> No.11978593

>>11978581
no



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If every /tv/ waifu fought in a giant brawl, who would win?

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trained by the best.

>> No.11978504

Summer Glau would fist all of /tv/ waifu's assholes.

io9 already figured this out when Glau fisted their faggy waifu Captain Kurt from Star Search.

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This here depicted creature.

>> No.11978556

>>11978499
But ugly Jews can't be waifus.

>> No.11978582

Who knows, but i'd make sure my KStew came out of it alive one way or the other.



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Just watched Dog Pound and it was excellent. Check it out.

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>> No.11978620

Haha, look at this poster:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4190666752/tt1422020

OP saw that and he was like 'THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT GAY RAPE. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. ADDED TO MY NETFLIX QUEUE. FUCK YEAH.'

>> No.11978631

>>11978615
Oh, so you're one of those homos who only does oral. PRUDE.

>> No.11978632

>>11978583
I know I do.

Will look for a torrent in a minute. Is it fap-worthy, OP?

>> No.11978647

>>11978620
Uh?

>> No.11978657

>>11978616
>What.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS6Ycu148O0



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11978346 No.11978346 [返信] [実物]

Tell me where Captain Industry is.



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I'm looking for a movie.

It was about some crazy girl who wanted to have a boyfriend or something, so she goes gathering bodyparts and builds herself one. At some point she realizes it doesn't have eyes, so she gouges hers out.

Ring a bell, anyone?

Pic unrelated

>> No.11978449

>>11978319
is this?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303361/